Former President Jimmy Carter says the government is spying on him, which is kind of cool because now we all have something in common with Jimmy Carter.
Q: Why is the letter V so scary?
A: BECAUSE IT’S RIGHT BEHIND U!
Q: How does one dolphin ask another to marry him?
A: He porpoises.
The news reported that the Colts owner was arrested last night with a DWI, but it might just be Irsay.
Because Irsay sounds like hearsay…
…Ba Boom Ching
A new study suggests the 5 Second Rule may be real and that you CAN eat food that has fallen on the floor. The findings are great news for people with very little self respect.
At a recent concert, Miley Cyrus missed a costume change and was forced to perform in her underwear.
At least that’s what Billy Ray keeps telling himself. #HangInThereBilly