Former President Jimmy Carter says the government is spying on him, which is kind of cool because now we all have something in common with Jimmy Carter.
Q: Why is the letter V so scary?
A: BECAUSE IT’S RIGHT BEHIND U!
Q: How does one dolphin ask another to marry him?
A: He porpoises.
The news reported that the Colts owner was arrested last night with a DWI, but it might just be Irsay.
Because Irsay sounds like hearsay…
…Ba Boom Ching
A new study suggests the 5 Second Rule may be real and that you CAN eat food that has fallen on the floor. The findings are great news for people with very little self respect.
At a recent concert, Miley Cyrus missed a costume change and was forced to perform in her underwear.
At least that’s what Billy Ray keeps telling himself. #HangInThereBilly
Alec Baldwin is moving to LA to escape the public eye and get away from the paparazzi. The most shocking part of the story is that Alec Baldwin apparently has no idea what LA is.
Dwight Howard blew a kiss to Lakers fans in his return to LA, which was nice of him because it was more action than he gave them all last season.
Q: What do you call a buffet for dragons?
A: A Smaugusboard!
Runner up answer: A Dragon Buffet