Alec Baldwin is moving to LA to escape the public eye and get away from the paparazzi. The most shocking part of the story is that Alec Baldwin apparently has no idea what LA is.
Dwight Howard blew a kiss to Lakers fans in his return to LA. It was more action than he gave them all last season.
Q: What do you call a buffet for dragons?
A: A Smaugusboard!
Runner up answer: A Dragon Buffet
Q: Why does it suck to play a dog online in Madden?
A: Because they always use their paws (pause)
..get it? ugh.
Thanks, RG3, because that’s how many fantasy points you got me this week.
I really needed to beat Team Shcaub On My Knob, but instead they got me by 5. So you would’ve had to get 8 points, which I know is a lot.
I mean, if I’m counting on my fingers, that would take two hands! And how you gonna hold your cold pop if you gotta count on two hands. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
You know, it’s times like these that you just need to be thankful for what you have: pet lizards that hate you and
a bag of mini muffins.
UPDATE: I ate the mini muffins yesterday.
Look, I realize everyone has bad games, so don’t be too hard on yourself, and I hope we can still be friends.
Like the times when I tweet at you, and you don’t tweet back. That really means a lot. I don’t want to lose that.
So just hang in there ya turd, and let’s finish out this season as mediocre as last year! .500 here we come! #HellsYeah #TurnUp #Obamacare
Winning isn’t everything.